thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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