Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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