Define "chronic" masturbator.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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