Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
I seem to have left my pride at pride
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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