Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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