Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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