I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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