operation harelip BJ is a go
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Even my vagina gasped.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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