BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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