i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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