How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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