at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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