yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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