i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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