Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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