"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
