when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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