I'm drive I can fine osifer
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
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