sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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