Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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