i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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