I think my vagina is haunted
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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