You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Randomize
