Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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