do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
