Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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