Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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