There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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