It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Randomize
