We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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