so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
