So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Im just a social blackout drinker.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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