Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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