awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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