Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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