His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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