Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
