Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
He felt like a one man threesome
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
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