so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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