I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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