hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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