I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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