im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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