i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
You don't make any sense
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