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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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