I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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