Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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