There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
