Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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