Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Randomize
