so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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